Good Lord.
New Moon has to be the most hilarious piece of cinematic filth I have ever witnessed.
The cheesy lines, the cheesy way said lines were delivered, THE COSTUMING? BAHAHAHAHA. It was so tragic I couldn’t contain my laughter. Also the fact that every time either Edward (who needs some serious hair removal, sun, and a personality) or Jacob (the only character in Twilight who seems to have an actual LIFE and could be a REAL FUCKING PERSON minus the werewolf thing) came on screen, EVERY GIRL IN THE AUDIENCE SCREAMED. I laughed. It was just so bad.
Also, just the entire fact that Stephanie Meyer can’t write a book and put a pl